Once upon a time there was a man. Let's call it a day. He worked for a large courier company package delivery on the same route just about every day.
There was one particular job on the road, which is particularly attractive receptionist radio. Let's call her Maryanne. It is the job for several weeks, and our hero has gradually emerged a joke every time he saw her there.
It was only occasionally that this work received packets, so he knew most of every opportunity when he saw her.
Finally, one glorious day, Dan gathered his nerve and asked Maryanne for her phone number.
It is immediately and visibly brightened up, and eagerly wrote her number on the back of business cards. She handed over the day with a smile, and said ... "Yes! Call me !"
After the usual three days had passed, Courier-dude texted her one bright morning. "Hey there, Maryanne. This is the Day. What's up ?"
Dan waited. But there was no answer. When evening came, and he could not stand, he shot from the other text. "Hey Maryanne. I'm sure you're busy, but would be back to me when you get a chance ."
But there was still no response. Only the crickets chirping and the pins fall.
As luck would have it, Dan had the package the next day that the delivery, where Maryanne worked.
nervously, he walked in the door. As soon as he made eye contact with Maryanne, she looked away immediately. Obviously feeling the awkwardness of the situation, nor is it for each other as Dan dropped off a package.
About an hour after sunrise, the day could not get his mind off Maryanne. This time, he texted her the following message: "OK, Maryanne, what's wrong Am I upset you somehow ?"
?you guessed it ... No response.
After being pretty much lost all hope dating Maryanne, Dan's emotional state turned to anger and resentment towards her. "How come there are no beautiful women out there who do not play games? And how come everyone is so superficial and immature ?"
Two days later, Dan had yet another package to be delivered where Maryanne worked. When he entered, Maryanne again avoided eye contact with the renewed awkwardness.
Two days later, Dan had yet another package to be delivered where Maryanne worked. When he entered, Maryanne again avoided eye contact with the renewed awkwardness.
...Reply Dan got it as concise as they come.
Maryanne gave Dan her home phone number ... What is a land line, of course.
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